would you trust Claire’s (the children’s accessory store) or Kaibacorp (the children’s entertainment company) more with your child’s transition vote now
Ghost knowingly buys a haunted house because he needed a place to live and by this point he didn’t care if it was haunted. But, instead of harassing him or making living there hell, the spirit actually is very helpful. It does the dishes, helps find things that Ghost had misplaced, is far better than any guard dog that Ghost has ever owned, and is a decent companion. Though there was a messy incident involving the dishwasher overflowing with suds, which led to the affectionate name Ghost gave the spirit.
So you’re telling me that the bastard son and the devil himself has a complex slowburn poly relationship that grows naturally over time and is never oversexualised or fetishized????!!!!! In which all three express their love for one another and are adorable with great banter???!!!
Soap: I love the kind of man who will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot guy paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.
Soap: I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean, I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.”
Soap: I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch.
Soap: I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first 8 hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Sir…
The book solves half of your problems, not all of them
Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.
Finally Tumblr can do math
So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.
No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:
Please stop explaining math to me im gay
that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish
